Pretty much what it says. I'm Soph from whatiheard. This is the stuff I've been liking. It's a happy place. And if you want to be friends, I am more than willing to bake us a cake of rainbows and happiness to share.
unlacedbeauty: ketchup-catsup: ‘straya Love it

unlacedbeauty:

ketchup-catsup:

‘straya

Love it

♥ May 29th at 8AM / via: classicderpina / op: fuckyoumayaangelou / reblog / 2,902 notes

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

♥ May 25th at 10PM / via: homosexualtendencies / op: zeldea / reblog / 45,593 notes
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me trying to read fanfiction

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

(Source: conversationparade)

♥ May 20th at 10AM / via: twentysixesperanza / op: conversationparade / reblog / 21,607 notes
  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
♥ May 19th at 1AM / via: estateofcait / op: asinmancy / reblog / 37,577 notes

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♥ May 17th at 9AM / via: punkgoestheweasel / op: epiccutewinfail / reblog / 785 notes

A lovely poem by rhymezone.com:

eridans-plush-rump:

roses are red
violets are blue

♥ May 15th at 8AM / via: moldobber / op: wooskie-deactivated20120313 / reblog / 20,458 notes

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